if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field
My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious
the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning
I don’t ever watch football but this amuses me.
i just spit my muffin out from laughter
The Accused, 1988 (dir. Jonathan Kaplan)
Painful proof that we have progressed so little in 25 years.
Tracker Jackers- Genetically engineered wasps from the Capitol. One or two stings can cause powerful hallucinations, but several stings can lead to death of the victim.
Stare at the hypnosis for at least 30 seconds then look at the woods in the arena.
look at this precious thing
fucking look at it
and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back
When good bunnies go bad.
THAT ONE IS EATING HIM
“hooray! we slew the giant!”
It’s celebrating the slaying of the giant
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
are pugs even real or did someone just dream them into existence after a bad acid trip
I SPIT OUT MY TEA
I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.
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